Funny Staff People

Use these staff names to make your company look bigger than it actually is. I put this on my business website and one of the business directories pulled all these people in as staff members of my company. Each person was handpicked for their special skills:

Network AdministratorYassar Itsdown
ReceptionistCanya Hold
PhotographerOtto Focus
Chief PsychologistDr. Dee Niel
Public RelationsI. Spinn, M.D.
Accounts ReceivableBill Twise
Swedish Lion TamerBjorn Free
R&D SpecialistLes Apt
Retirement CoordinatorTerry Fairwell
Hip Hop ChiropractorPayn 2 U
Vietnamese Choir DirectorYu Sing Phlat
ArchivistMisty Memry
Defense AttorneyScott Free
Cell Phone CoordinatorAnna Logg
WardrobeHugh Clash